{"product_id":"vintage-dont-even-think-of-parking-here-sign","title":"Don't Even Think of Parking Here | Porcelain Enamel Sign","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:760px;width:100%;margin:0 auto;padding:28px 18px;box-sizing:border-box;background:#ffffff;font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',Times,serif;font-size:17px;line-height:1.65;color:#111111;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;letter-spacing:3px;text-transform:uppercase;color:#C91B2E;font-weight:bold;margin:0 0 6px 0;\"\u003eGarage \u0026amp; Shop\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"margin:0 0 10px 0;font-family:Georgia,'Times New Roman',Times,serif;font-size:30px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:bold;color:#111111;\"\u003eDon't Even Think of Parking Here Porcelain Sign\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width:70px;height:3px;background:#C91B2E;margin:0 0 22px 0;font-size:0;line-height:0;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 16px 0;\"\u003eEvery garage has that one spot nobody else is allowed to park in, and this sign says it loud and clear. \"Don't Even Think of Parking Here\" has the kind of old-time attitude that gets a laugh from everyone who reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 26px 0;\"\u003eHang it over your spot in the garage, on the shop door, or in the man cave. It makes a fun gift for anyone who's protective of their parking space or their project car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#F4EAD5;border-left:4px solid #C91B2E;padding:18px 22px;margin:0 0 26px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;letter-spacing:3px;text-transform:uppercase;color:#C91B2E;font-weight:bold;margin:0 0 12px 0;\"\u003eSign Details\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" style=\"border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:40px;padding:0 0 10px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;color:#C91B2E;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:22px;line-height:1;font-weight:bold;\"\u003e↔\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:0 0 10px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\" high by 6\" wide\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:40px;padding:0 0 10px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;color:#C91B2E;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:22px;line-height:1;font-weight:bold;\"\u003e◆\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:0 0 10px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Porcelain enamel\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width:40px;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;color:#C91B2E;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:22px;line-height:1;font-weight:bold;\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCondition:\u003c\/b\u003e Great. 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